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A Serious Song E​.​P.

by mark w. winchester

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1.
Norah Jones 04:28
Norah Jones Norah Jones go rest your bones Norah Jones Norah Jones go rest your bones you'll never be, never be, Rickie Lee well you share the same last name and the same whispery style but Rickie Lee in a different game she been doing it for a while sold about a billion more records than her might make you mad to hear i prefer Rickie Lee, but gimme my Rickie Lee Norah Jones Norah Jones go rest your bones Norah Jones Norah Jones go rest your bones you'll never be, not for me ,Rickie Lee there, i said it out loud Norah i know you're none too pleased baby, i believe we can work it out it's okay to come find me you sold about a billion more records than her can't we still go out even though i prefer Rickie Lee? maybe you and me can listen to some Rickie Lee Norah Jones Norah Jones come rest your bones Norah Jones Norah Jones come rest your bones you'll never be, not for me, Rickie Lee maybe bring a c.d. we can listen to some Rickie Lee come rest your bones you'll never be Rickie Lee Jones
2.
Emily Dickinson didn't give a damn What you thought of her poems, thank you ma'am What business of yours if she sits there all day Contemplating death with the pen and the page Emily, why did we Invade your space, ransack your place We're you secretly hoping we'd take you home Or are you pissed e wouldn't leave you alone? Emily Dickinson didn't give a hoot what you thought of her poems that point was moot Once she packed them away upstairs in a box She must have known we were all dumb as rocks Emily, why did we Invade your space. ransack your place Were you secretly hoping we'd hear your heart Or are you sore we tore your attic apart Emily Dickinson didn't give a crap About that corsage you just laid in her lap Her mind ain't going nowhere near the inside of your pants The meaning of things is all she'll romance Emily, why did we Invade your space, ransack your place Were you secretly hoping we'd see your soul Or are you pissed about the shit we stole? They say Ernest Hemingway had a small Dickinson fetish His friends back then said "He's quick to let us Know he could have gotten her to do the nasty" My money would've been on old Emily Emily, why did we invade your space, ransack your place We're you secretly hoping we'd read your stuff Or are you pissed we wouldn't leave well enough A-lone?
3.
oh baby, i wanna give you a ring you make me feel like the king when he was skinny and rockin' the place when he had Scotty and Bill on bass let me be your king in blue suede shoes you be my queen and love me tender too only an elvis love will do (solo) let's make a movie for the silver screen make the men jealous, and the women scream go ridin' through Memphis in a pink Cadillac find our own Graceland and never look back (chorus) (chorus) yes, only an elvis love will do only an elvis love will do only an elvis love will do love will do love will do love will do
4.
Gilligan 02:42
The Professor and the Skipper The Howell's and Ginger Even that sweetheart Maryanne Thought they'd all be off that island If it weren't for Gilligan well, G- I- double L- I G-A-N spells Gilligan Gee I, Iwonder why Nobody wanted to be his friend He wasn't a loser, a druggie or a boozer But at 19 he'd used his good luck up Was it really fair for everybody there To go around behind his back calling him a fuhcup? Like the Professor, and the Skipper The Howell's and Ginger And even that sweetheart Maryanne They thought they'd all be off that island If it weren't for Gilligan Well G-I-double L-I G-A-N spells GIlligan Gee I, I wonder why Nobody wanted to be his friend No one really knows what wearing the same clothes Year after year can do to ya But it has to be worse when you're blessed with a curse And no one but yourself there to screw ya Not the Professor, Not the Skipper Not Thurston, Lovey, or Ginger Not even that sweetheart Maryanne Would give it up to change the luck Of poor old Gilligan Well, G-I-double L-I G-A-N spells Gilligan Gee I, I wonder why Nobody wanted to be his friend Not the Professor, Not the Skipper Not Thurston, Lovey or GInger Not even that sweetheart Maryanne Would have been on T.V. If it weren't for Gilligan
5.
I really am in it for love I guess that'll have to be enough I got off the train to fortune and fame And i'll never check the box to all the above i really am in it for love I woke up with this song in my head In my dream Tom Waits was singing it instead Knew it was a dream 'cause i could hear And understand each word so clear And this, well, this is what he said (chorus) (solo) Well i really only remember him singing that first line Knew i had to wake up and do my best To go make up all the rest And i did that, so i can call this song mine fuck tom waits (chorus) I really am in it, I really am in it, I really am in it for love
6.
Little Ricky Rubin was born with a beard The neighbors in Sheboygin thought that was pretty weird Scratched his mother awful when he suckled at her breast That's how the story started they say all the rest is: History. His story. What about Her? What about She? Little Adolph Hitler never killed a cat The neighbor boy Augustus was always doing that It worried his mother awful to let him leave the nest That's how the story started, they say all the rest is: History. His story. What about Her? What about She? Boyhood Mussollini's overweight dog Was paraded through the kitchen and slopped like a hog Back to Little Ricky Rubin, who was born with a beard First grade proved him right about all he feared The teacher let them tease him as you might have guessed But that's just one chapter, they say all the rest is: History. His story. What about her? What about She? Jo Jo Stalin's daddy worked at the slaughter house Back home in his room, Joseph crumbed a mouse Chagrined his mother, he'd made a pet of the pest Did you know that little tidbit? They say all the rest is: History. His story. What about Her? What about She? Remember LIttle Ricky Rubin who was born with a beard? There was no need to worry, turns out he was reared By an open hearted mother that gave him all her best The question: Is love enough to stand the test of History. HIs story. What about Her? What about She?
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welcome to the jungle exhibit at the city zoo never mind if the tour guide looks familiar to you especially when he starts to scream everybody move forward please and everybody down front might have to get on their n-n-n-n-n-knees i'm the only one who knows when he comes and where he goes how he feels, what turns the wheels of my sweet axle rose he's older than every one else at my boarding house i guess it was inevitable we'd fall in love somehow i don't ask him about his past, i think he must've had a wife i'm okay with his silly fake name who hasn't dreamed of a completely different life? (chorus) he's my sweet axle rose (solo) he's got an appetite for destruction of the groceries these days i can't get him on the treadmill, and he never shaves if that new kid in the boardin' house don't stop trying to look up his sleeve for identifying tattoos, i'm gonna have to ask that, ask that boy to leave (chorus) how he comes and what turns the wheels of my sweet axle rose he's my sweet axle rose my sweet axle rose

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released September 9, 2010

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